[This week’s Random Sample is guest blogged by my dog, Genevieve. Her vocabulary is pretty limited, she talks about dog things like pooping, peeing, and eating garbage from the gutter, but she’s sweet. And for the longest time she’s been wanting to blog and wants me to try pee-mailing my friends. I told her I would let her blog, but humans aren’t too fond of pee-mail, so I’d pass on the trade. She also wanted her own picture for when she gets the urge to blog, so here ’tis ~ Ted]
I love my bosses. They call me “Baby.” I hate music. I hate books. I hate TV. I love my bosses even though they like music, books, and TV.
“I Wanna Be Your Dog,” The Stooges (Download) Ooooowwwwwww! This hurts my ears! I’m going to hide my head under the bed. I think a drop of pee just came out. I’m scared.
“Gonna Buy Me A Dog,” The Monkees (Download) What are they saying? I don’t hear my name, so I’m going to ignore this and bite on my paws and look cute. I smell food!
“Lilly,” Pink Martini (Download) This morning my poop looked like question mark. I like it when my big boss says “You’re a baby!” His aura is blue. Oh, it’s time for my walk! Bye.
[Um, okay … that was interesting. I hope you like Genevieve’s selections — even though she doesn’t like music. So … get ready for some short posts from Genevieve in the future. ~ Ted]
J
September 11, 2008 at 11:40 pmGood Girl, Genevieve, Good Girl!
Lalunas
September 12, 2008 at 9:22 amThe first song I played air guitar on Piper. I never heard the Monkeys sing that song and I remember the album, I think that was the one Big Bro broke in half, cause he was sick of us asking to hear it. The third song was my fav. although I have not been kissed on the collar yet by the Pipe Head….
Lalunas
September 12, 2008 at 9:35 amViever you are looking great ! Although you focus a lot on poop! Why don’t you come over for some treatsies and I will sing to
you the Viever song.
Viever when you kiss me , Viever when you hold me tight, you give me Viever…
Ted
September 12, 2008 at 9:35 amDo you like Gen’s commentary? It seems by the time Pink Martini rolled around, she was pretty uninterested in music (which she hates) and ready for a walk. 🙂
CG
September 12, 2008 at 9:56 amI love it!! Danny and I had a good laugh.
Ted
September 12, 2008 at 11:27 amGen’s happy that she’s getting comments … or maybe it’s just that whenever she gets a comment I read it to her, she thinks I want to pet her head, and walks over all happy.
Cherry
September 12, 2008 at 1:05 pmOh Gen! Thanks for the bit of Monkees. I always loves me some Davey Jones (even though its really Micky that does most of the singing).
Hope you had a lovely walk!
hellomelissa
September 12, 2008 at 3:14 pmi am so disappointed that gen didn’t include “the dog song” by nellie mckay. i’ll never look at her the same way again.
Genevieve
September 12, 2008 at 4:15 pmMy big boss says I have “comments.” I don’t know what that means. I can’t smell the comments. I’m hungry.
Ted
September 12, 2008 at 4:19 pmMelissa: “The Dog Song” was kind of funny because, well, any song about being drunk and walking your dog is kind of funny — until I actually see someone doing it. Then … not so funny.
Autumn's Mom
September 14, 2008 at 2:12 pmGenevieve, did your bosses give you a treat for your work here?? Good doggy. I only knew the Monkees song…which is now stuck in my head. thanks Gen. haha
ML
September 16, 2008 at 5:52 amGen is a good lady. She’s very pretty, too 🙂
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