I was reading Wired (online) this morning, and they had this amusing article about iPod slang (Mind you, it was not knee-slapping funny, but there were a couple of chucklers). The most obvious one is “podaholic.” “iPlode” is that sensation you have when the volume is too loud on your iPod. But the funnier ones are “iPod in the pants” for a male whose, um, package is not that impressive (i.e.,”small and white”), and iFapping — definition is HERE.
I wonder if they have a definition for someone whose iPod is not that impressive? You know, people like me who just own iPod Shuffles? iBitter? iPoor? iCheap?
iOut…
–PK