1. Members of the Board, here is our equal opportunity employment policy…

  2. “I’m here today to tell you that the KKK can finally shed their robes and wear modern day attire.”

  3. I would like to introduce you to the newest member of the Bush administration. Igor, fetch the robes.

  4. “I think I would be a great asset to this organization, because I enjoy sucking the souls out of living, breathing beings. My most recent experience was as a producer for American Idol.”

  5. Don’t worry if you’ve got no personality and can’t sing or dance – I’ve worked in reality TV and I can make you guys famous …

  6. “Geez, you guys are really pushing for me to try that salmon mousse.”

    Somebody, please tell me you get the reference!

  7. That was a tough one, but I think you’re riffing on “Monty Python’s: The Meaning of Life.”

  8. Yup, that was it! 🙂

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