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I Speak Gooder Than You!

Ml did a post in September about “isims.” That is to say, words that people mispronounce. Sometimes people do get it wrong, but other times there’s a kind of regional dialect that twists the words into pronunciations that are pretty strange.

For better or worse, here goes…

1. Missouri = “Missoura”

2. Wash = “Warsh”

3. Creek = “Crick”

4. Almonds = “Ammans”

5. Rinse = “Wrench”

6. Milk = “Melk”

7. Picture = “Pitcher”

8. Crayon = “Cran”

9. Probably = “Probly”

10 Mayonnaise = “Mannaise”

11. Accessories = “Assessories”*

12. Ask = “Axe”

13. Supposedly = “Supposably”*

* Not really a dialect. More like idiocy.

–PK

  1. Good ones! Great list to add to the “isims” πŸ™‚ Some of those sound like people have really big tongues or something and can’t get around it to pronounce the word properly.

  2. Great ones Py! What about my favorite? Across=”Acrossed”
    I HATE THAT…
    But love your blog πŸ™‚

  3. Oh, yeah, I hate “acrossed” too! Funny list. πŸ™‚

  4. Yeah, “Acrossed” is a good one. I’ve also heard it pronounced “Acrosst.” I know this because I’ve done it myself.

  5. Rinse=Wrench? How did that one come to be? A relative of an almond farmer once said to me that Almonds are on the tree and Ammans are on the ground after you knock the “L” out of them. πŸ™‚

  6. It seems, the Rinse = Wrench connection comes from the same part of the country where they say “Warsh.”

    I like the Ammans comment, and it seems to make sense in a “funny farmer” kind of way.

  7. How about “rut” when they mean “root” or “route.” That’s a big Utah thing.

  8. my friend from Long Island always used to harass me for pronouncing the t in “exactly.” but I know that I’m saying it correctly!

  9. Oh I take words a mess them up all the times for fun, and then keep doing it. Shoot darn, I don’t want to be a I-dot. I did it again…

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