Jeffrey K. Skilling
Dallas, Texas
Employment Experience:
1980 McKinsey & Company — Consultant
1987 Enron — Advocate of changing the natural gas market
1991 Enron — Chairman, Enron Gas Services Co.
2001 Enron — CEO
Education:
1975 Southern Methodist University, Bachelor of Science — Applied Science
1979 Harvard, M.B.A.
Current Status:
2006 Charged with conspiracy, securities fraud, insider trading, perjury/lying to investigators/ auditors
2006 Sentence 24.3 years in federal prison
Future Status*
2006 U.S. Government freezes $55 million in personal assets
2031 Prison term fulfilled
2031 Will be 78 years old and looking for work
References
George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States
Daniel Petrocelli, Defense Attorney
“Patches,” Family dog
“Kim Kim,” pet snake
* If not pardoned by George W. Bush in January 2009
Ml
October 24, 2006 at 5:54 amI cracked up at this! Very funny! Oh lord, I hope you meant it to be funny, because at the same time it can be scary because it’s all true.
J
October 24, 2006 at 6:08 amI wonder what kind of job he might get? Hmmm.
Py Korry
October 24, 2006 at 6:34 amMl: It was meant to be funny. Glad it gave you a chuckle. 🙂
J: I think he might be able to get a job at Burger King or something…
Beenzzz (Bean)
October 24, 2006 at 7:26 amBurger King is where this idiot belongs. I don’t eat there so I’ll be safe! 😉
Lalapunci
October 24, 2006 at 7:35 amWe studied this case in my leadership class. These guys were all Harvard MBA graduates. I am glad he got the jail time. A lot of people have to work for the rest of their lives because of his greed. Maybe he can get a job as a greeter at Walmart and participate in the “blue vest” retirement plan.
Py Korry
October 24, 2006 at 7:54 amMaybe he can amuse the kids with his pet snake “Kim Kim.” 😉