[Well, as I was working on a piece for Popdose about the economy and the government bailout today, and, in a moment of frustration, I had the following conversation with my dog, Genevieve ~ Ted]
Ted: (Typing. Suddenly stops): You know Genevieve, the economy is going to the dogs! To.The.Dogs, Genevieve!
Genevieve: That’s not a bad thing. Dogs barf and eat it.
Ted: What does that mean?
Genevieve: We make efficient use of our resources.
Ted: Yeah, but what about the other day when you barfed and ran away from it?
Genevieve: That’s toxic waste. Why would you eat it again?
Ted: Well, that’s what the government is doing with buying off bad debt.
Genevieve: And you say the economy going to the dogs is a bad thing?
Ted: Go sit down! (Ted resumes typing)