Curriculum Vitae


Jeffrey K. Skilling
Dallas, Texas

Objective: To use my talents to commit conspiracy, securities fraud, insider trading, perjury/lying to investigators/ auditors

Employment Experience:

1980 McKinsey & Company — Consultant

1987 Enron — Advocate of changing the natural gas market

1991 Enron — Chairman, Enron Gas Services Co.

2001 Enron — CEO

Education:

1975 Southern Methodist University, Bachelor of Science — Applied Science

1979 Harvard, M.B.A.

Current Status:

2006 Charged with conspiracy, securities fraud, insider trading, perjury/lying to investigators/ auditors

2006 Sentence 24.3 years in federal prison

Future Status*

2006 U.S. Government freezes $55 million in personal assets

2031 Prison term fulfilled

2031 Will be 78 years old and looking for work

References

George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States

Daniel Petrocelli, Defense Attorney

“Patches,” Family dog

“Kim Kim,” pet snake

* If not pardoned by George W. Bush in January 2009

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