Curriculum Vitae


Jeffrey K. Skilling
Dallas, Texas

Objective: To use my talents to commit conspiracy, securities fraud, insider trading, perjury/lying to investigators/ auditors

Employment Experience:

1980 McKinsey & Company — Consultant

1987 Enron — Advocate of changing the natural gas market

1991 Enron — Chairman, Enron Gas Services Co.

2001 Enron — CEO

Education:

1975 Southern Methodist University, Bachelor of Science — Applied Science

1979 Harvard, M.B.A.

Current Status:

2006 Charged with conspiracy, securities fraud, insider trading, perjury/lying to investigators/ auditors

2006 Sentence 24.3 years in federal prison

Future Status*

2006 U.S. Government freezes $55 million in personal assets

2031 Prison term fulfilled

2031 Will be 78 years old and looking for work

References

George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States

Daniel Petrocelli, Defense Attorney

“Patches,” Family dog

“Kim Kim,” pet snake

* If not pardoned by George W. Bush in January 2009

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6 thoughts on “Curriculum Vitae

  1. I cracked up at this! Very funny! Oh lord, I hope you meant it to be funny, because at the same time it can be scary because it’s all true.

  2. Ml: It was meant to be funny. Glad it gave you a chuckle. πŸ™‚

    J: I think he might be able to get a job at Burger King or something…

  3. We studied this case in my leadership class. These guys were all Harvard MBA graduates. I am glad he got the jail time. A lot of people have to work for the rest of their lives because of his greed. Maybe he can get a job as a greeter at Walmart and participate in the “blue vest” retirement plan.

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